maniacal ramblings

Stephanie; a 23 year old bookbinder from Melbotron. I like lingerie and serial killers. Yup.

allegedlyobscure:

mister-smalls:

iwilleatyourenglish:

if you ever feel like spiders are fearless, unstoppable death machines that are bent upon your destruction please remember that my tarantula has been sitting, inconsolable, with her knees tucked around her face, for the past 20 minutes solely because she stepped on her own foot

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she literally scared herself with her own fucking foot like what do i even do about that

moerantula

Bawww. Poor liddle thing.

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1000flowersfortheplanet:

1000 Flowers for the Planet - #115 Participate in Clean Up Australia Day

Clean Up Australia Day is on 2 March 2014. You have time to register and participate in this wonderful project, which began in 1989 when one Aussie bloke came up with the idea of cleaning up Sydney Harbour. The event was so incredibly successful that Clean Up Australia Day began the following year and then in 1993 Clean Up The World was born. You can read more about the origins of this fantastic event and all the statistical information regarding tonnage of waste collected and the type of waste thrown carelessly into the environment and waterways by reading www.cleanupaustraliaday.org.au and if you don’t live in Australia then check out http://www.cleanuptheworld.org/en/www.cleanupaustraliaday.org.au and if you don’t live in Australia then check out http://www.cleanuptheworld.org/en/  and participate in that special weekend from 19-21 September 2014. 40 million people from 130 countries participate in this environmental project – will you be one of them?
Join the growing number of people who demonstrate in a practical way that they care about their planet and are willing to give time and effort to do the right thing. Care for your planet.

1000flowersfortheplanet:

1000 Flowers for the Planet - #115 Participate in Clean Up Australia Day

Clean Up Australia Day is on 2 March 2014. You have time to register and participate in this wonderful project, which began in 1989 when one Aussie bloke came up with the idea of cleaning up Sydney Harbour. The event was so incredibly successful that Clean Up Australia Day began the following year and then in 1993 Clean Up The World was born. You can read more about the origins of this fantastic event and all the statistical information regarding tonnage of waste collected and the type of waste thrown carelessly into the environment and waterways by reading www.cleanupaustraliaday.org.au and if you don’t live in Australia then check out http://www.cleanuptheworld.org/en/www.cleanupaustraliaday.org.au and if you don’t live in Australia then check out http://www.cleanuptheworld.org/en/  and participate in that special weekend from 19-21 September 2014. 40 million people from 130 countries participate in this environmental project – will you be one of them?

Join the growing number of people who demonstrate in a practical way that they care about their planet and are willing to give time and effort to do the right thing. Care for your planet.

hellaadestiel:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

hellaadestiel:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

(Source: courtneyhatesjane, via witcheryartillery)

somefancyname:

THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

  • HOT SHOWERS.
  • THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
  • TIGHT HUGS.
  • CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
  • FOREHEAD KISSES.
  • WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP. 

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mekaisto:

jtotheizzoe:

Stop The Western Australia Shark Cull

In response to a handful of fatal shark bites over the past several years, the government of Western Australia has launched a multi-million dollar effort to systematically catch and kill sharks, allegedly to “protect the people of Western Australia”. This is in direct opposition to Australia’s existing Shark Recovery Plan. I guess when you call something a “cull” it’s supposed to sound more acceptable than “indiscriminate killing of a keystone ocean species.”

Today I join with thousands around the world (what up, Ricky Gervais?) to say that this must stop. This is not supported by science. Hundreds of marine biologists agree.

More than 100 million sharks are killed per year, for food and fear, pushing many of them, like the great white, to the brink of extinction. Meanwhile, you could count the number of fatal shark attacks every year on one hand.

You have a 1 in 3,700,000 chance of dying from a shark biting you. In contrast, you have a 1 in 63 chance of dying from the flu. Shark bites are a rare event, and fatal ones are astronomically rare. Sharks don’t actually attack humans, this is an invented term that implies that sharks are out to get people. They are not. “Rogue sharks,” those that specifically seek out humans for food, are a myth. Sharks are apex predators who keep ecosystems healthy and keep food webs in balance, all the way down to the plant level.

Instead of killing sharks, we should be using this money to study them, to track their behavior and migrations, or even to install automatic alert and surveillance systems. 

See that photo above, under mine? That’s the WA cull’s first victim, a tiger shark, being dispatched this week. The cull is wrong on many levels, but it took four shots with that .22 to kill the shark, and that is adding greater inhumanity to an inhumane act. 

Join me in calling for an end to the Western Australia shark cull. Download the #noWAsharkcull sign here, add your face to the thousands protesting this cull, and tag your photos with #nosharkcull and #noWAsharkcull.

You can find more information on shark conservation at Support Our Sharks and there’s a petition in place on Change.org

We can make a difference!

I’d just like to thank everyone for getting this to go global.
The WA government won’t listen to the outrage of its own people, but maybe they’ll bend under international pressure.

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